Me: Bella, you need to straighten up your room and help Mommy get the house cleaned.
Bella: Who’s coming over?
Me: Just because we’re cleaning the house doesn’t mean that someone is coming over.
Bella: (Keeps looking at me.)
Me: (Thinking to self, “Dang, she is right. If it wasn’t for the steady stream of visitors we’d never dust or vacuum.” So I admit…) Well, actually, Ms. T is coming to visit us but that’s not the point. We’d have to clean the house anyway.
(Note to self: Next time we’re cleaning when someone really isn’t coming over.)